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Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park', but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.

I had - I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

You would not want me on your football team.

I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.

If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.

On a certain day, I will tweet five times, and then I'll go four days without tweeting at all. It really depends on what time allows. Twitter, priority-wise, has to come after the work is done.

If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

I did a lot of theater when I was in high school and college. I also did stand-up in college, so it was always part of what I did.

There are times when I'm under the weather and the corporate machine tries to put me in the recording booth anyway. It's always up to me to say, 'Guys, listen to me, listen to what I sound like. I'm not myself.'

I'm big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there's sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America.

I'm bad at golf.

I'm sure there are close calls that we're not even aware of hundreds of times a year. You cross the street, and if you'd crossed the street two minutes later, you'd have been hit by a car, but you'd never know it. I'm sure that kind of stuff happens all the time.

Science has become politicized, and that's an embarrassment.

I was a film major with a concentration in animation.

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.

The resistance to science is idiotic.

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.

I'll tell you what I think is not okay. Have you ever seen that show on MSNBC, 'Lockup?' It's a reality show that takes place inside a prison. Do the prisoners have to sign release forms? Or do they have to be on it whether they like it or not?

There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing.