I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control..

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife th….

Even vegetables have feelings in our world..

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place..

To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does..

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes..

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it..

I feel no sympathy for my food..

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard..

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them..

It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humo….

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet..

It's important to see your parents as individuals. As a son or as a daughter you don't stop and think that your parents might have their own expectat….

I'm a complete coward in real life..

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted..

Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else..

There was, like, a week straight of shooting, where, like, all I did was shoot a machine gun. And I hate to - every - it went against all my Jewish a….

I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though..

I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are. I laugh after every take jus….

Americans whisper the word Alzheimer's because their government whispers the word Alzheimer's. And although a whisper is better than the silence that….

Honestly, it's really hard improvising and it's really stressful and humiliating at times. You're taking really big swings that potentially are eatin….