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I've seen a lot of movies get made where no one has control. No one likes it.
I'm not the most romantic guy, although I do try.
You look at CG sometimes and its terrible. You look at CG sometimes and its great.
I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me.
Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies.
You don't often see fight scenes with people who have no idea how to fight.
I'm not the most in-tune guy with what is getting nominated and winning awards in general.
To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature.
I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are.
I first did standup at a lesbian bar. I didn't know it was a lesbian bar at the time, but the lesbians loved me. I was huge among the lesbians and am to this day. I'm thrilled with the lesbian support.
Trying to constantly get yourself into movies is extremely stressful and sometimes just impossible.
It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team.
I'm not one of those actors where filmmakers that I admire ask me to be in their movies. I meet them at parties and they're nice to me, but they never ask me to work with them.
People recognise me and come up to me sometimes, but I'm not like George Clooney.
I'm proud to say that I've never had a normal job. I started doing stand-up when I was in high school, purely as a measure to never get a proper job.
With me, I probably work a lot more than people assume I do, but people don't realize how much work goes into writing and producing and making a movie.
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
I'm not really a goal-oriented guy.
It's my mission to sue the MPAA and take them down. I don't know how to go about doing that. But to me, it seems like it's something that has to be taken care of.
You don't have to put dresses in a movie to make girls like it.
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