When I was a little kid, I used to say, "I would rather host the Oscars than win an Oscar." To me, that seemed like the more appealing, fun gig..

I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are. I laugh after every take jus….

I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though..

Honestly, it's really hard improvising and it's really stressful and humiliating at times. You're taking really big swings that potentially are eatin….

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted..

There was, like, a week straight of shooting, where, like, all I did was shoot a machine gun. And I hate to - every - it went against all my Jewish a….

Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else..

Americans whisper the word Alzheimer's because their government whispers the word Alzheimer's. And although a whisper is better than the silence that….

Even vegetables have feelings in our world..

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place..

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control..

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife th….

I feel no sympathy for my food..

To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does..

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes..

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it..

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard..

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them..

It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humo….

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet..

It's important to see your parents as individuals. As a son or as a daughter you don't stop and think that your parents might have their own expectat….