Explore Quotes by Seth Rogen

I didn't think I'd ever be an actor.

I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.

I don't weigh myself.

Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea.

A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.

I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.