Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint..

Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis..

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy..

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed..

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!.

When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror..

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27..

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus..

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength..

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea..

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them..

Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax..

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out..

Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline..

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals..