Golf giveth and golf taketh away. But it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth..

The difference between now and when I played during my younger days is my drives are shorter and my short game is longer..

I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and say, "Well, that's golf"..

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four..