Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted..

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs..

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless..

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it..

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos..

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. The….

Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading foo….

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate..

What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?.