We all deserve to be congratulated, but sadly that would mean there's no one left to do the congratulating..

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note..

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'.

and there's something about having an especially different name that makes it difficult to imagine what you would be like as a Jennifer..