Sometimes you have to be silent to be heard..

The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it..

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company..

I don't agree with mathematics; the sum total of zeros is a frightening figure..

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?.

You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves..

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art..

In order for you to be yourself, you have to be somebody first..

He who wants to get to the source must swim against the current..

When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy..

It's the priests who have demands, not the gods..

A man who is a genius and doesn't know it, probably isn't..

We are all equal before the law, but not before those appointed to applyit..

Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic..

Believers believe in resurrection, atheists only in comebacks..

Impartiality is not neutrality. It is partiality for justice..

Create your own myths; that is how the gods got started..

Some people drop their wings in order to grow a hump.

There were grammatical errors even in his silence..

Never turn your back on reality. It surrounds you..

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty..