Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show..

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans..

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction..

It's not only progressives who listen to progressive radio..

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your sho….

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight..

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?.

You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing..

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball..

Based on the overwhelming array of luxury products manufacturers have recently introduced, homeowners want anything that makes their lives more comfo….

I've been in radio, God, twenty years. I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. Radio was just kind of a….

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want….

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster..

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up..

I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stat….

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone ….

This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?.

Could you do a liberal propaganda tool that would bore the bejesus out of people? No..

You don't have to think exactly like me..

It's great to have someone to bounce off of..