I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am..

...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting..

I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this press….

With great effort comes great gratification..

SABLE- A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy..

It is some kind of miracle that all knitting is constructed of only two stitches: knit and purl. Sure, you throw in some yarn overs, and sometimes yo….

I will always buy extra yarn. I will not try to tempt fate..

There is no wrong way to knit. ... We should all agree to stop correcting each other and deal with the more important issue. How wrong crochet is..

I explain at the parties that I believe knitting is a transformative and intriguing act that can change the life and brain of the person doing it, an….

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it..

The first time you find yourself having a conversation about moss stitch with a group of people who aren't desperately trying to escape you ... it's ….

...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting. Knitters are so compel….

If you were ever dumped after knitting a guy a sweater, consider the possibility that the problem was with the sweater, not you. The recipient probab….

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf..

You don't knit because you are patient. You are patient because you knit.

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art..

You know you knit too much when ... You take knitting to a wedding, in case there's a little time before the bride comes down the aisle. Double point….

It is a peculiarity of knitters that they chronically underestimate the amount of time it takes to knit something. Birthday on Saturday? No problem. ….

The only difference between an experienced knitter and new knitter is that the experienced knitter makes bigger mistakes faster. Be bold; there are n….

When you are knitting socks and sweaters and scarves, you aren't just knitting. You are assigning a value to human effort. You are holding back time.….

It turns out I will buy any yarn, even yarn I will never use, if the store discounts it by more than 50 percent..