Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson..

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes..

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman..

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behav….

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends..

Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love..

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch..

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception..

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family..

There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter..

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate..

Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught..

Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years..

There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said..

Ikea products should come free with happy meals..

My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people..

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks..