You know the law of averages says: Anything will happen that can.

But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan.

The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin..

If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me..

Bought the Vegematic and Pocket Fisherman, too, illuminated illustrated history of Life, and Boxcar Willie..

You better get it while you can.

People don't understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking..

There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins..