The greatest puzzle in the world, young man, the greatest challenge a man can face, a solving the riddle of a women's heart..

Whoever's job it was to keep the room clean was clearly not an overachiever..

Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player." "I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy who can't skate, right?….

Once you freeze all the way through to your soul, you will never feel warm again..

I'm the undisputed champion of keeping my mouth shut and just sitting there like a piece of furniture..

Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them..

I didn't know that once you've proven yourself useful to the wrong people, you'll never be free again..