Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men..

Romance isn't just about roses or killing dragons or sailing a kayak around the world. It's also about chocolate chip cookies and sharing The Gratefu….

T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'….

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about y….

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The b….

Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night wat….

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off..

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar..

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you..

And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing….

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction..

We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And what….

Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm al….

It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place..

Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven..

Say 'Kenmore Square'," I insist. "Kenmaw Sqway-ah." "Say 'Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina.'" "Nothing could be finah than to be in Caro….

Even though I didn't notice it while it was happening, I got reminded in ninth grade of a few things I guess I should have known all along. 1. A firs….

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes..

This week my son thinks he's the Supremes.All of them. So we can scratch "straight"off the list. At least I hope we can. As a gay kid he'll be a natu….

Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're goi….

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing..