Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began..

Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any rea….

I wear black on the outside 'Cause black is how I feel on the inside..

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death..

Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me..

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't..

Robert Smith is a whingebag..

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother..

I lost myself to music at a very early age, and I remained there..

I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people ….

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true..

They said they respect me, which means, their judgment is crazy..

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke..

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian..

In my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die ?.

How can anybody say they know how I feel? The only one around here who is me, is ME..

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags..

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind..

This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores..

Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are 'nice'..

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living..