Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever..

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!.

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish..

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet..

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!.

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass..

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier..

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world.

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers..

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!.

Talking with Ken Shamrock was almost a one-way conversation. I knew Ken was a tough guy, one of the toughest in the world at one time and still tough….

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!.

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me..

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart.

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to churc….

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you star….

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger..

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue..

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!.

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!.