What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation..

Sometimes it just doesn’t seem to matter that I know what I should be doing. I still do what I am gonna do..

Shalvis makes me laugh, makes me cry, makes me sigh with pure pleasure..

If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague..

You don't talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman..