Sleeping is very underrated..

Don't always come when you're called..

I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough..

Eat when you're hungry. When you're not hungry, play with your food..

I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head..

All I need to know I learned from my cat..

I never felt inspired to write this book [ I Had Brain Surgery, What's Your Excuse?], like I did with the cat or dog book; I felt compelled. At the t….

It's OK to wear the same thing every day..

There is always time for a nap..

Forget about speech problems just saying the words "brain surgery" sucks the air out of a room..

Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone..