Work harder than anyone else around you..

If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York..

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax..

I'm having a difficult time killing my parents.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ..

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better..

Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at ot….

They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a jok….

Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me..

Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy..

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs..

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much..

When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself..

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles..

I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme fatale thing. It's fun and it's….

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence..

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy..

My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible..