Tallulah Bankhead

Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.