If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective..

The culture war in America can best be described by the battle between workin' hard, playin' hard s - tkickers that bust our ass to make America stro….

I hunt deer because they aren't capable of higher forms of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw ne….

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot..

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it..

Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!.

Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else..

I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders..

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the fron….

I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Se….

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest….

The freedom-hating gun-grabbers do not care about reducing crime or saving lives, or they wouldn't be fighting for more gun-free zones where the most….

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a….

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him..

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War..

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak..

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in envir….

Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill. He is a very funny man but he is a perfect pos….

God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible..

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me..

My idea of fast food is a mallard..