Just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true..

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing..

Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it..

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works..

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time..

Please give us a simple answer, so that we don't have to think, because if we think, we might find answers that don't fit the way we want the world t….

Imagination is only intelligence having fun. A healthy mind knows how to switch between worlds, and which one you need to eat and sleep in..

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened..

After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yo….

If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working ….

Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show..

Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time..

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it..

When you look into the abyss, it’s not supposed to wave back..

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter..

A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost..

Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned..

You get a wonderful view from the point of no return..

The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp..

I don't think I've ever been critical of the money Douglas Adams makes, especially since, as has been tactfully pointed out, I myself have had to cha….

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact, it's the other way around..