Occupation: Comedian Birth: July 10, 1911 Death: January 8, 1990
Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used.
Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may have more..
Whatever the outcome of the day I shall never forget that you hit me when I wasn't even looking!.