Yesterday's success belongs to yesterday..

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married..

If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture?.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting..

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something..

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax..

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open..

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open..

Keep advertising and advertising will keep you..

If you think you know it all, you are missing something..

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile..

Sometimes a step forward needs a step back..

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along..

A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does..

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure..

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled..

Fish stimulates the brain, but fishing stimulates the imagination..

Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back..

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it..

Ability without enthusiasm is like a rifle without a bullet..

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes..