Making a mistake is also an achievement..

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile..

Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back..

Ability without enthusiasm is like a rifle without a bullet..

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it..

Sometimes a step forward needs a step back..

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes..

Fish stimulates the brain, but fishing stimulates the imagination..

If you think you know it all, you are missing something..

Of two evils, choose the more interesting..

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled..

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along..

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married..

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open..

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax..

A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does..

Keep advertising and advertising will keep you..

If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture?.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure..

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something..

Yesterday's success belongs to yesterday..