A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids..

There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself..

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another..

A mind is as strong as its weakest think..

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water..

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist..

No brain is stronger than its weakest think..

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record..

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas..

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out..

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth..

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people..

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone..

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself..