These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack s….

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer com….

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work..

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird..

It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up..

...And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps... You'll be talking cordially to someone and make an offhand ref….

My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rate….

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!.

A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity wit….

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Go….

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must.

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it..

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush..

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops..

There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me..

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo..

The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back i….

Back at the Rash [a Florida nightclub], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort the newest designer drug, XGB5, which gave ….

Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never….

Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can't be right.….

But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but….