Occupation: Comedian Birth: October 7, 1975
Define yourself by what you love..
A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience.
A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one. There is great wisdom in this... but I would add that opinions ….
Who's the world going to revolve around now?.
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logically ….
Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don't gotta believe nothin' you don't like..
Please don't make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea. You do….
Isn't this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?.
The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life..
Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic..
I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me.
Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger..
Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerf….
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are..
Love without evidence is stalking..
Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually..
Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world? How does it so fail to hold our attention that we ha….
If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife, I'll give you my piano, one of my l….
Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding thr….
We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love. Be demonstrative and generous ….
If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap ….