It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, bu….

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep goi….

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches t….

You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it..

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles..

Life is improvisation..

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion..

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute..

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue..

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you..

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it..

So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask y….

There are no mistakes only opportunities..

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair..

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at..

Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable..

If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet..

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet..

And I can see Russia from my house..