I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport..

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something t….

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate..

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to..

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special..

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.

I will not be misquoted!.

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts..

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days..

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act..

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy..

I've had shows where you think, "Is this going well? I can't tell," and then you say goodnight and you get this ovation. They're sorta like a theater….

Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know what's….

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid..

People in New York love having roof parties..

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward..

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable..

Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free o….