It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid..

If prosecutors in the state of Utah continue on the path they are on in seeking us out, I hate to tell you what might happen. To put it bluntly - the….

I tend to find comedy in dark places. I also tend to find comedy in taking on the status quo - which has always been something I find important..

I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example..

I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of myself a lot..

It's such a huge endeavor putting a full movie together, especially an independent movie. I tend to kind of do them when they come my way more than s….

Everybody gets inspired by different things. I grew up wanting to go up the street with a video camera because I liked watching David Letterman yell ….

It's exciting to be able to do something completely independent without anybody challenging it, and it's a big part of the reason why I'm enjoying do….

We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired..

I don't really like to just sit down at a computer and write because that tends to be a little forced. Sometimes the funniest ideas just happen in th….

I had a real passion for performing. I craved the attention. I was a goofy kid just like I am a goofy adult. So as soon as I got the bug of getting l….

I've always got a whole bunch of things in the works. That's sort of the nature of the business. Even when you're doing something you love doing, you….

Whenever I do something I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it..

I always try to approach things from the point of authenticity. I've done that for my short films, working with non-actors from the real environments….

Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid.

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20..

I think I always enjoyed the energy of a crowd, of being onstage. It started when I was even younger doing public speaking at school and just kept go….