The big print giveth and the small print taketh away..

If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home..

Everything is explained now. We live in an age when you say casually to somebody 'What's the story on that?' and they can run to the computer and tel….

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it..

Come down off the cross, we could use the wood..

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!.

Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers..

You cannot really be too concerned with what people think of you. You're on your own adventure of growth and discovery. So it's not always good to be….

I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in..

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby..

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke….

The way you do anything is the way you do everything..

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk..

Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the cr….

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't..

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with ha….

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things..

Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream..

If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too..

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car..

I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes..