Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream..

I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in..

Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the cr….

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with ha….

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't..

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby..

If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too..

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke….

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car..

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things..

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!.

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering..

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy..

Come down off the cross, we could use the wood..

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left..

If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man..

I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes..

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk..

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away..

You cannot really be too concerned with what people think of you. You're on your own adventure of growth and discovery. So it's not always good to be….

Everything is explained now. We live in an age when you say casually to somebody 'What's the story on that?' and they can run to the computer and tel….