Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing..

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses..

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me..

I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life..

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My….

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze..

They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it ca….

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant..

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly..

I live life and I don't take it for granted..

Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot of doors for black people..

I see the ups and downs. I see the mistakes I've made. I see a funny person. I see a serious person. I see a diamond. I see the good times. I see the….

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in yo….

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back.".

When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me..

When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God fo….

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night..

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here..

The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight… I might have to try to love even more because I know of the dif….

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place..

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people q….