My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality..

I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle..

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chi….

If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing..