Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music..

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you..

I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people..

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he look….

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same tim….

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful..

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other ….

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together..

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu..

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck..

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up..

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat..

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents..

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me..

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping..

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses..

We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want..

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts..