Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together..

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts..

I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely on….

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same tim….

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other ….

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music..

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he look….

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu..

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me..

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up..

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents..

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat..

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck..

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses..

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation..

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it..

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping..

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people..

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful..

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you..