If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this.….

It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great….

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters….

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it..

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be..

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us..

When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of c….

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off..

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike..

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or ….

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else..

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anyth….

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas..

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool..

I love life... Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel ….

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patie….

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there….

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, ….

The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with be….

When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to….