Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed..

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf..

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf..

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or ….

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste..

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch..

We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed..

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League..

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent..

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind..