Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice..

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school..

You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like ….

Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to..

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem..

I am a dog that loves my fleas..

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world..