All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro..

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower..

Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that..

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts..