I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!.

I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility..

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use thei….

I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping..

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over..

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds..

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week..

If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep..

I understand the common man because I understand me in that regard at least..

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment..

We are Hollywood. We're entertainment, and that's what the World Wrestling Federation is all about..

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do..

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision..

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!.

We love our fans, so there's nothing we wouldn't do for them, and we go directly to t hem..

I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a l….

I got balls the size of grapefruits!.

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time..

Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise..

Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult..

That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!.