A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp..

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again..

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas..

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life..

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party..

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!.

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink..

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?.

If you see something you don't understand, smash it..

I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!.

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and….

Fear is the root of all courage..

I've never met a man I didn't mutilate..