Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing..

It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into op….

Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent..

Now is the time for all good men to come to..

What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart..

We have met the enemy and he is us..

Don't believe something just because you didn't read it in the papers. Wait until you haven't seen it on television..

Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself..

Women aren't as mere as they used to be..

Too soon we breast the tape and too late we realize the fun lay in the running. We deny that the end justifies the means without ever stopping to con….

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you….

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read..

Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts..

God is not dead-He is merely unemployed..

In like a dimwit, out like a light..

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities..

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us..

Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the univers….

Looking back on things, the view always improves..

Traces of nobility, gentleness, and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which ar….

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man..