Occupation: Comedian Birth: November 13, 1955
If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'.
If you can handle the fact that people are going to be mad at you when you do what you think is right, you'll be alright..
We're here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark..
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine..
If you don't look out for others, who will look out for you?.
I fear waking up one morning and finding out my life was all for nothing. We're here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little t….
It you want to be somebody, If you want to go some where, you've got to wake up and pay attention.
What I am is a humanist before anything - before I'm a Jew, before I'm black, before I'm a woman. And my beliefs are for the human race - they don't ….
It never occurs to me that there are things I can't do..
Children are a quality of life ... when our children are happy, then we are better as human beings..
You have to believe in yourself in spite of what other people believe..
I don't think in terms of failure....I don't feel like anyone outside of me should be setting limitations. People should be encouraged to shoot for ….
We're born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure..
Art and life are subjective. Not everybody's gonna dig what I dig, but I reserve the right to dig it..
When I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, 'Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come qui….
Normal is in the eye of the beholder..
When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire..
I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation..
Taking action is hard, but know what? Enduring a bad situation can be its own hell..
In the dark times, if you have something to hold on to, which is yourself, you'll survive..
I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities..