Fate gives you the finger and you accept..

Exercise? A Jew doesn't exercise..

You know, the process of making a documentary is one of discovery, and like writing a story, you follow a lead and that leads you to something else a….

Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got..

I don't want people to know me. I want them to believe my version..

We meet aliens every day who have something to give us. They come in the form of people with different opinions..

It was the early 1970s and I was recently divorced. I had three kids and was totally broke. I managed to find work back east on the straw-hat circuit….

A pretty girl is certainly comparable to a good horse..

Writing is truly a creative art - putting word to a blank piece of paper and ending up with a full-fledged story rife with character and plot..

Energy is the key to creativity. Energy is the key to life..

Why does the lizard stick his tongue out? The lizard sticks its tongue out because that's the way its listening and looking and tasting its environme….

I'm so not ready to die. It petrifies me. I go alone. I go to a place I don't know. It might be painful. It might be the end. My thought is that it i….

Being an icon is overrated, remember an icon can be moved by a mouse.

We were basically one and the same, although Jim Kirk was just about perfect, and, of course, I am perfect..

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways..

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!.

Let women figure out why they won't sleep with you. Don't do their work for them..

Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case..

You have to create your life. You have to carve it, like a sculpture..

You have to continuously fail. You fail at something, then you get over it, then you fail some more. And after you fail, there's always something new….

Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there..