There was nothing lonelier than a man with a million friends..

I'm always open to the possibility that somebody's got a better idea than I have. It happens with some frequency..

You might as well aim high. Why shoot yourself in the foot when you can shoot yourself in the head?.

You have to create your life. You have to carve it, like a sculpture..

I don't want people to know me. I want them to believe my version..

We meet aliens every day who have something to give us. They come in the form of people with different opinions..

Being an icon is overrated, remember an icon can be moved by a mouse.

Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case..

It was the early 1970s and I was recently divorced. I had three kids and was totally broke. I managed to find work back east on the straw-hat circuit….

Writing is truly a creative art - putting word to a blank piece of paper and ending up with a full-fledged story rife with character and plot..

Exercise? A Jew doesn't exercise..

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways..

You have to continuously fail. You fail at something, then you get over it, then you fail some more. And after you fail, there's always something new….

Fate gives you the finger and you accept..

We were basically one and the same, although Jim Kirk was just about perfect, and, of course, I am perfect..

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!.

Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there..

Let women figure out why they won't sleep with you. Don't do their work for them..

A pretty girl is certainly comparable to a good horse..

I'm so not ready to die. It petrifies me. I go alone. I go to a place I don't know. It might be painful. It might be the end. My thought is that it i….

Why does the lizard stick his tongue out? The lizard sticks its tongue out because that's the way its listening and looking and tasting its environme….