Lie down so I can recognise you.

First your legs go. Then you lose your reflexes. Then you lose your friends.

I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working..

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house..

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce..

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you..