Occupation: Dramatist Birth: August 23, 1947
Marriage is like the Middle East, isn't it? There's no solution..
One of the few certainties in life is that persons of certainty should certainly be avoided..
I pray that no child of mine would ever descend into such a place as a library. They are indeed most dangerous places and unfortunate is she or he wh….
I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket..
She divorced her husband, y' know. I never knew him, it was before I met Jane. Apparently she came back from work one mornin' an' found her husband i….